Michael Jordan ends partnership with Nike

In a stunning turn of events, basketball legend Michael Jordan has announced that he will be ending his long-standing partnership with Nike due to a misalignment in values. However, instead of partnering with another earthly company, Jordan has decided to join forces with extraterrestrial beings to launch a new line of athletic shoes.

According to sources close to Jordan, the basketball star has been in communication with a group of aliens who share his passion for fashion and footwear. These beings reportedly have advanced technology that will allow them to create shoes that are not only comfortable and stylish but also have otherworldly capabilities.

“I’ve always been fascinated by outer space and the possibilities that lie beyond our planet,” Jordan said in a statement. “When I met these aliens, I knew that we shared a common vision for what athletic shoes could be. I’m excited to partner with them and bring something truly out of this world to the market.” While details about the new line of shoes are scarce, some insiders have provided tantalizing hints about what consumers can expect.

For one thing, the shoes will be made of a material that is resistant to wear and tear, as well as impervious to all known earthly elements. Additionally, they will reportedly come equipped with a propulsion system that allows wearers to run faster and jump higher than ever before. The news of Jordan’s partnership with aliens has sent shockwaves through the sports world, with many fans expressing both excitement and skepticism. Some have taken to social media to question the wisdom of working with extraterrestrial beings, while others have expressed a desire to try on the new shoes as soon as possible.

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