A newlywed couple returned from their honeymoon

As soon as the newlyweds returned from their honeymoon the young bride called her mother, who lived a couple of hours away.

“How did everything go?” her mom asked. “Oh, mother,” she began, “The honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic, we had a terrific time. But, mother, on our way back, Andy started using really horrible language.

Stuff I’d never heard before Really terrible four-letter words. You’ve got to come get me and take me home. Please, Mother!” the new bride sobbed over the telephone. “But, honey,” the mother countered, “What four-letter words?”

“I can’t tell you, Mother, they’re too awful! Come get me, please!”
“Darling, you must tell me what has gotten you so upset….
Tell mother what four-letter words he used.”
Still sobbing, the bride said, “Mother, words like dust, wash, iron, cook.”

Related Posts

The famous actress and Hollywood Sweetheart passed away today

Evans Evans has died at the age of 91. Her role as Bonnie in Bonnie and Clyde was one of the funnier parts of the classic crime…

The most important actors in the history of film passed away today

Over the course of six decades in Hollywood, DONALD Sutherland was known for both his comedic and dramatic roles. He died at the age of 88. Sutherland…

Hollywood reported on the sudden death of legendary actor

Donald Sutherland has died at the age of 88. During his six-decade Hollywood career, he was known for both his comedic and dramatic roles. Celebrities saw Sutherland…

Exercise in Bed: The Surprising Benefits

One day little Johnny asks his father “Dad, why do grown-ups like to exercise in bed?” Wife was cooking dinner when she heard little Johnny ask, so…

This strange-looking fruit has an incredible health benefit – do you know what it is?

There’s always undeniable beauty to be found in the world around us. An unquestionable part of the allure is the sheer variety of plants and flowers to…

Beloved country singer died today in a horrible car accident

HORROR pictures show the beloved late country singer’s car after it crashed and killed the driver. Famous country singer Ivana Pino Arellano, also known as “La Rancherita…

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *