A guy calls a company and signs up for their 5-day, 5-pound weight loss program.

The next morning, there’s a knock at the door. Standing there is a fit, athletic 19-year-old woman, wearing nothing but running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads:

“If you can catch me, you can have me.”

Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later, completely out of breath, he gives up. The same thing happens for the next four days. By the fifth day, he steps on the scale—5 pounds gone!

Excited, he calls back and signs up for the 5-day, 10-pound program.

The next day, an even more stunning woman shows up, wearing just running shoes and the same sign: “If you catch me, you can have me.”

This time, he’s out the door like a rocket! But she’s faster, and the chase continues all week. On the fifth day, he weighs himself—10 pounds lost!

Feeling unstoppable, he calls back and asks for the 7-day, 25-pound program.

“Are you sure?” the rep asks. “This is our most intense program.”

“Absolutely! I feel amazing!” he replies.

The next morning, there’s a knock. He eagerly opens the door—

And standing there is a massive, muscular guy, wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that says:

“If I catch you, YOU’RE MINE.”

He lost 25 pounds that week.