This morning started like any other. I walked into the bathroom, ready to wash my face, half-asleep and thinking about coffee.
But when I lifted the toilet lid, my stomach dropped.
At the bottom of the bowl, something dark sat in the water.
At first, I thought it was just an accident — maybe a cap from a bottle, or a brush that had fallen in. But then… it moved. 😨
I froze. My pulse hammered in my ears. The movement was slow, deliberate, the water rippling as if something alive was stirring beneath.
And then it hit me. I realized exactly what it was.
I bolted from the bathroom, heart racing, terrified to step foot back inside. 😱😱
I stood in the hallway, chest heaving, trying to convince myself I hadn’t just imagined it. Slowly, I crept back to the bathroom door and peeked inside. The water in the bowl rippled again, just slightly.
This time, I grabbed my phone, turned on the flashlight, and leaned closer.
That’s when it happened.
A thick, glistening body shot upward, scales flashing in the light. I stumbled back, nearly dropping my phone. It wasn’t a brush. It wasn’t a bottle.
It was a snake.
Coiled in the bottom of my toilet, its body shifting, its tongue flicking in and out of the air. Its head lifted, black eyes fixed directly on me.
For a moment, I couldn’t breathe. All I could think about was how many mornings I had sat there, never knowing what could’ve been lurking inches away.
I slammed the lid down, heart pounding, and called animal control with shaking hands.
When the team arrived, even they were stunned. “This isn’t just any snake,” the officer said, eyes narrowing as he peered inside. “This one’s dangerous.”
Within minutes, they had it out, writhing and snapping, a monster that looked more at home in the jungle than in a suburban bathroom.
As they carried it away in a sealed container, one of them turned to me and said gravely:
“You’re lucky. Another day or two, and this wouldn’t have ended with just a scare.”
And just like that, I realized—sometimes the most dangerous things don’t come through your front door.
They wait, silent, in the places you least expect.