Old couple reflects on 50 years over breakfast
Rustic wooden table, young and in love, embarking on a journey together,” he reminisced, his eyes glinting with nostalgia. As the sun streamed through the kitchen window,…
Three mischievous old
Three mischievous old Grannies were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home. When an old Grandpa walked by. And one of the old Grandmas yelled out…
Newlywed men
The first guy married an Iowa gal; he says, I told my wife she had to do all the cooking. The first day I didn’t see anything,…
Best Funny – Irish blonde at a
A s**y Irish blonde at a C**ino, seemed a little intoxicated, She bet 20,000 Euro on a single roll of dice. She said – “I hope you…
Norman, an old retired sailor
Norman, an old retired sailor, puts on his old uniform and heads for the docks once more for old-time’s sake. He engages a woman of the night…
Two wives
Two wives go out for girls’ night. Both got drunk, started walking home, and had to pee. They stopped at a cemetery but had nothing to wipe…
Unanswerable Questions…
Wife: Am I looking fat? Husband: Yes. Wife: Shut up. Don’t you ever dare talk to me!! Wife: Am I looking fat? Husband: No. Wife: Liar!!! Wife:…
Johnny And Susie
Little Johnny and Susie, each five years old, were playing house. They both decided it was time to get married. So Little Johnny went to Susie’s dad…
A husband decides to make a quick run to the store
A husband decides to make a quick run to the store, while his wife waits at home. A few minutes after he leaves the house, his guy…
Funny – A father went shopping with his 3-year-old son
A father went shopping with his 3-year-old son The child was crying loudly and the father kept repeating calmly.“It’s ok Johnny, don’t cry Johnny, everything’s gonna be…