A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was squirming around, scratching his crotch, and not paying attention. She went back to…

My daughter just phoned me and the conversation went like this!.. Her: “You know that Gladiator movie that I got you?” Me: “Yeah. “Her: “Wind it forward…

A man brings his best buddy home for dinner…unannounced at 7:30 pm after work. His wife begins screaming at him and his friend just sits and listens….

A married couple was walking through a garden when suddenly a dog ran towards them. They both knew it would bite them. The husband lifted his wife…

A man sat on a towel on a beach. He had no arms or legs. 3 Women walked past & felt sorry for him. 1 said “U…

A couple was having dinner at a fancy restaurant. As the food was served, the husband said: The food looks delicious, let’s eat. Wife: Honey, you always…

A married couple never fought, not even once in 25 years of marriage. A friend of the couple asked, “How is that even possible?” Husband replied, “Well,…

Satan appeared before a small town congregation. Everyone started screaming and running for the front church door, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away….

A man comes home to find his wife of 10 years packing her bags. “Where are you going?” demands the surprised husband. “To Las Vegas!. I found…