She Asked If He Would Remarry But She Wasn’t Ready For The Response
When we are married, we may be asked many questions by our significant other. Some of those questions are going to come and go and we don’t…
An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish New York City Building
An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish New York City Building, when a young and beautiful woman gets into the elevator, smelling…
Old couple reflects on 50 years over breakfast
Rustic wooden table, young and in love, embarking on a journey together,” he reminisced, his eyes glinting with nostalgia. As the sun streamed through the kitchen window,…
Three mischievous old
Three mischievous old Grannies were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home. When an old Grandpa walked by. And one of the old Grandmas yelled out…
Newlywed men
The first guy married an Iowa gal; he says, I told my wife she had to do all the cooking. The first day I didn’t see anything,…
Best Funny – Irish blonde at a
A s**y Irish blonde at a C**ino, seemed a little intoxicated, She bet 20,000 Euro on a single roll of dice. She said – “I hope you…
Norman, an old retired sailor
Norman, an old retired sailor, puts on his old uniform and heads for the docks once more for old-time’s sake. He engages a woman of the night…
Two wives
Two wives go out for girls’ night. Both got drunk, started walking home, and had to pee. They stopped at a cemetery but had nothing to wipe…
Unanswerable Questions…
Wife: Am I looking fat? Husband: Yes. Wife: Shut up. Don’t you ever dare talk to me!! Wife: Am I looking fat? Husband: No. Wife: Liar!!! Wife:…
Johnny And Susie
Little Johnny and Susie, each five years old, were playing house. They both decided it was time to get married. So Little Johnny went to Susie’s dad…