Funny – Little Johnny watched his daddy’s car pass by the school playground and go into the woods
Little Johnny watched his daddy’s car pass by the school playground and go into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane…
The teacher asked the students
The teacher asked the students to identify an animal whose name starts with the letter “K”. Carl raised his hand and answered, “Kangaroo!” “Very well”, the teacher…
A Teacher
A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was squirming around, scratching his crotch, and not paying attention. She went back to…
My daughter
My daughter just phoned me and the conversation went like this!.. Her: “You know that Gladiator movie that I got you?” Me: “Yeah. “Her: “Wind it forward…
Funny – A man
A man brings his best buddy home for dinner…unannounced at 7:30 pm after work. His wife begins screaming at him and his friend just sits and listens….
A married
A married couple was walking through a garden when suddenly a dog ran towards them. They both knew it would bite them. The husband lifted his wife…
Man sat
A man sat on a towel on a beach. He had no arms or legs. 3 Women walked past & felt sorry for him. 1 said “U…
Funny – A couple
A couple was having dinner at a fancy restaurant. As the food was served, the husband said: The food looks delicious, let’s eat. Wife: Honey, you always…
Funny – A married couple
A married couple never fought, not even once in 25 years of marriage. A friend of the couple asked, “How is that even possible?” Husband replied, “Well,…
Satan appeared
Satan appeared before a small town congregation. Everyone started screaming and running for the front church door, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away….